pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

(Source: bumbleshark, via katzandtatz)

faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

(via selfliberation)

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via peaceloveandcats)