if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via pizza)

Yesterday my niece and one of my nephews got baptized at a local beach. It was this huge family affaire, Will and I both went to support even though neither of us are religious. It was a beautiful day out, the water was warm and the sun felt great. Before the baptisms, Will and I went to their service and it was the most uncomfortable thing ever. I am really not a church person, I don’t believe in religion. I was super sweaty through my “Sunday bests” and as soon as service was over I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I found a five leaf clover and a penny on heads and we walked to the beach from the community center where they hold their service. The worst part of yesterday was at the beach. The sand was soooo hot I got blisters all on the bottom of my feet. Can’t walk today, and I was the only one that got burned haha! I can’t help but take it as a sign to keep following the foot paths of Satan. I’ll see y’all there!!